Catfish Fucker 

Noun. From the Latin "Molestus Felinis"

Someone who has caused you minor mental anguish and/or has actually fucked, molested or otherwise had sexual intercourse with a catfish.

"You ate my cheeseburger, you catfish fucker!"

Catfish Fucker by Trooper JCB November 10, 2004

catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

catfish sammy by tonydenver May 6, 2010

Catfish Moustache 

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

Catfish Moustache by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

Catfish Dogfight 

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017

Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head

Catfish Dogfight by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017

catfish farm

A dating website full of nothing but unattractive prospects.

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !

catfish farm by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

catfish baby

A catfish baby is when a female fakes a pregnancy along with fake ultrasounds or an ultrasound of someone else's baby to go with the lie

I can't believe she faked a pregnancy for 9 months and had a baby shower for this catfish baby

catfish baby by Xavier Darkmoon February 5, 2019

Catfish dick 

Fuck that dude/chic and there msg

Man I was at the store and someone catfish dicked me so it went straight to delete

Catfish dick by Iaintgotnowritersblock October 20, 2019