carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

Mayo-Carrot

When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.

Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.

by Jeremywoodall April 23, 2020

carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON

by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017

Cave Carrot

A penis that's long enough to enter ones own rectum.

"There's something brown on my cave carrot"

by Rory Thomas May 25, 2023

Carrot patch

Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.

Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.

Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!

Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.

Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!

by Jairo Presto August 25, 2010