The girl's version of Tea-bagging. When a girl sits on a guys face to publicly embarrass him. Clothes on or off.
Katie sat on Steve's face when he was passed out. Next time he will be careful when Tuna Canning is in play!
by Jon Bandero October 10, 2010
Get the Tuna Canning mug.That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.
neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?
neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.
neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.
by Your local canner August 2, 2011
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Persona of Mario Moreno. Best Mexican comedian to be in films. Charlie Chaplin considered him the greatest comedian ever.
by buhnijm May 7, 2018
Get the Cantinflas mug.When a person shags another person as a favor to someone else. There are two types of Goodwill Cunting scenarios, categorized by whose benefit motivates the shagging.
1) Third-Party Goodwill Cunting: The Goodwill Cunter is doing the shagging as a favor for a third party (not the one being shagged). This is often done to facilitate sex between other people (e.g., having sex with a hot girl's ugly friend so your buddy can bang the hot girl) or to distract the one being shagged (e.g., shagging a girl so her little sister can sneak out with the rest of your friends).
2) Direct-Beneficiary Goodwill Cunting: The favor is for the one being shagged. This type of Goodwill Cunting is often motivated by pity, performed by girls on really sweet friend-zone guys who never EVER get laid.
1) Third-Party Goodwill Cunting: The Goodwill Cunter is doing the shagging as a favor for a third party (not the one being shagged). This is often done to facilitate sex between other people (e.g., having sex with a hot girl's ugly friend so your buddy can bang the hot girl) or to distract the one being shagged (e.g., shagging a girl so her little sister can sneak out with the rest of your friends).
2) Direct-Beneficiary Goodwill Cunting: The favor is for the one being shagged. This type of Goodwill Cunting is often motivated by pity, performed by girls on really sweet friend-zone guys who never EVER get laid.
1) Mike owes me big time! He finally scored with that hot girl Krisi, thanks to my throwing down some goodwill cunting on her ugly friend Jeni.
2) Man, I feel so bad for Bobby! He's so sweet and never gets laid. Since he did my homework all year, I might just throw down some goodwill cunting if I can't get my ugly friend Jeni to fuck him for me.
2) Man, I feel so bad for Bobby! He's so sweet and never gets laid. Since he did my homework all year, I might just throw down some goodwill cunting if I can't get my ugly friend Jeni to fuck him for me.
by Spammygirl October 28, 2013
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I opened up Tinder this morning and felt like all I did was waste an hour cyber-canning freaks of nature!
by Arianna Jeret July 12, 2015
Get the cyber-canning mug.Merging of the two words, Cunt and Fuck without sounding like an idiot. You may also add any other word onto the end of fuck.
Person 1: You fucking cunt
Person 2: Dont say that you sound like a tool, say cunting fuckwit insted.
Person 1: But can i say cunting fuckhead or cunting fucknut?
Person 2: Thats perfectly acceptable.
Person 2: Dont say that you sound like a tool, say cunting fuckwit insted.
Person 1: But can i say cunting fuckhead or cunting fucknut?
Person 2: Thats perfectly acceptable.
by Scone70 July 6, 2005
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