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lappy camper 

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.
Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.
lappy camper by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

urban camper 

There was an urban camper begging for money down the street.

pound a camper

see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.
pound a camper by ae123456 January 14, 2009

Thread Camper 

A person who navigates through forum threads and remains ghosting and observational until the moment of their convenience arrives and attempts to catch someone red handed.
Ballerburden keeping Jenniee on check in Cpixel

S&L: "Yeah he is a thread camper like Evilz"
Thread Camper by SILENT@CPIXEL January 14, 2008

vagina camper 

When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.
That dude is such a vagina camper. He passed out before I could orgasm.
vagina camper by Jessa Pee June 4, 2009

Facebook camper 

Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.
Facebook camper: Hey. Guess what I just saw!
Facebook sniper: is offline
Facebook camper by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009