clown 

another name for a dick

he was punching the clown

clown by clit commander July 20, 2003

clown 

a racial slur for someone who is of more than 2 colored ethnicities

If you are an African-American/Native American/Asian mix, you are a clown

NOT an example: Russian/Irish/British

clown by Taylor June 19, 2006

clown 

The modern slang term for Beelzebub, or Satan, or Bob Saget.

George Bush is a clown.
Translation: George Bush is (Satan, a bad man, undesirable, sexy >Antonym<)

clown by Eduardo Sanchez May 13, 2005

clown 

Gary Megson, the Albion manager

Megson, you fuckin clown!

clown by Pete September 24, 2004

Clown 

n.
a. Male genitalia
b. A relatively small erect penis.

"Zach... show Juli your clown, yo!"

Clown by DickJones September 23, 2005

Clown 

The quality or state of "coolness." If something "has clown," it is "cool" or "good." If something has no clown, it is lame sauce.

Yo, I was watchin' Full House the other day, and John Stamos has SO much clown!

Man, old Jim Sheepy next door has no clown whatsoever. He shot my dog last night.

Clown by JSheep April 18, 2009

clown 

You think you look good and the shiznit but everybody's laughing at you like you're a clown

that's a clown ass fake fur coat you're wearing

clown by octavia April 30, 2003