bustum bruiser

When you nut too hard and bruise your balls

“Dude I just blew a bustum bruiser in my 91’ Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser.”

*make sure to follow @bustum_bruiser on Instagram*

by Uhh... November 27, 2019

Buttmuzzled

When a politician or government official’s actual thoughts are subverted into a patently partisan response out of fear of retribution.

Senator so-and-so, being buttmuzzled by current political climate, refused to back the bipartisan bill

by Mistertwister June 6, 2020

buttoms

when you try so hard to type buttons. But you fail horribly and ignore it.

I like those buttoms you have on your shirt!
Dont you mean buttons?
Shut it craig.

by Reclusious November 8, 2020

buttmeg

When you drink so much eggnog with nutmeg that you get that nice round holiday booty, the buttmeg!

Oof, did you see Andrea lately, she’s got that buttmeg!

by WayneJoley November 23, 2020

Buttmuff

Affectionately refers to the national forest or jungle of hair protecting the dark canyon of anal bliss, the shield to the turdcutter if you may. This thick mane which sprouts from thine crack makes it necessary to use a TurboJet 9000 to clear out butt butter and Klingons.

As I raised my feet toward the heavens and spread my cheeks for my boyfriend, I could feel my buttmuff wafting in the breeze like a field of barley.

by HawkMech81 December 19, 2020

Buttime

When a person accidentally Facetime dials another person on their smartphone, similar to the common term “buttdial”.

It hilarious when I buttime my brother at 2 am.

by Kyxkyxkycuph53;7(88),).)/4;7(7 April 4, 2021

buttmyg

smart, cute, and amazing myg. if you see this word, it means "highly". It symbolises amazing factor, PhD of minbutt, specialized on wanting to see yoongi's forehead.

user @buttmyg is amazing, best myg ever!

by gums 糖 May 17, 2021