buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 23, 2007

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

Buttered Potatoes

When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD

Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^

by EmmiieAppleGoreRawrFace December 30, 2009

buttered leper

Something you eat when you're extremely hungry.

You know what, I'm so hungry i could eat a buttered leper!

by sergio ensivage July 22, 2009

ButteredBulletz

Loves to mod and hack Anything to do with xbox360.He started off with modded gamertags,Achievement modding,and avatar color changing.Know He has moved up to Jtags and has the online method for 14699 dashboard.He also know allot of people who are 1337

ButteredBulletz is 1337.

by ButteredBulletz January 5, 2012

buttered her arse

Buttered her arse = Shot nut butter up a lucky ladies arse

Kev - Man, this slut last night left me no choice but cum in her batty

Chris - sounds to me like you Buttered her arse

Kev - With Fucking Gusto my friend

by schereru May 8, 2014

Buttered Yams

When a man is ejaculating onto a woman and miscalculates his trajectory and finishes on his own balls. Then proceeds to wipe the ejaculate off his testicular region and the ejaculate leaves a bit of residue on the balls resembling melted butter on yams.

Wilma bumped my elbows while I was finishing and I ended up with some buttered yams.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017