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Anus Burger

Anus Burger is an American grindcore and pornogrind band formed on September 11, 2001 following the government conspiracy of the attacks on the World Trade Center. The band currently has 3 members in it consisting of Mr. Testicle, Vanilla Monkey, and LilDyke. The band is known for their extremely graphic and often controversial lyrics featuring themes such as abortion, the Holocaust, racism, sexism, and gore. In the Spring of 2009, Anus Burger was featured on the Ellen Show following the release of their 3rd album Erectile Dysfunction, but they were removed after they insulted Ellen for being a dyke. This incident only helped to boost Anus Burger's popularity and their newly released 3rd studio album stayed at number 2 in the Billboard's Top 100 list for a total of four weeks. Rumors have recently spread about the possible breaking up of Anus Burger after the 3 band members survived a near death overdose of some crack cocaine. 6 months after their encounter with cocaine, LilDyke left the band to become a Gay Male Stripper. Mr. Testicle and Vanilla Monkey have stated that they will continue the band and are currently working on their 6th studio album entitled Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation but the album has experienced numerous delays. In November of 2013, LilDyke rejoined the band after getting AIDS from one of his clients. This saw the soon release of their single off of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation entitles Aidscicle inspired by LilDyke's ordeal.
Anus Burger are the Pornogrind Kings.
by Vanilla Monkey November 30, 2013
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Fortnite Burger

When a girl queefs in your mouth while you’re eating her out.
Dude, Rachel gave me the most delicious Fortnite Burger last night!
by Tommy Gine June 3, 2019
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Tungus Burger

Four hot dogs wrapped in roast beef and then placed in a large bowl full of BBQ sauce.
Al Chestbreach told me his favorite meal at Arby's is the Tungus Burger.
by Muttonman March 9, 2012
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Shin Burger

Baseball vernacular; To stub one's shin. Typically at bat fouling a ball of ones shin or taking a grounder or line drive on the shin.
Pujols takes a minute to walk off that shin burger.
by Yenrh Ollow May 31, 2010
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burger titties

Breast that have succumbed to the pressure of gravity that hang lower than the average breast making the breast highly more edible, and to be held like a burger.
Niagra (a.k.a. Big Mandy a.k.a. Splat Pack) enjoys licking, slurping, and biting toppings off her burger titties such as sauteed onions, Cool Whip, and of course, cheese whiz.
by OG Crandall Vanwinkle July 2, 2010
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burger bit

Stereotypical person of Italian-American decent from the Italian section of Trenton, Chambersburg. Man or Woman. Often seen wearing black leather, gold crosses or medalions, big hair, and sunglasses at night.
Did you see all the Burger Bits at the Feast of the Lights?
by sweetbabette October 27, 2007
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Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.
Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D:
by Lalaloseerrr July 9, 2009
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