Soft Baked

When you're high, but your dick ain't

I tried hitting that pussy, but my dick went soft baked.

by Greek Soda Nigger April 8, 2015

Dummies Get Baked

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.

Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."

by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011

bucked up

To be really happy about something.

Girl, you too bucked up that he called you last night.

by Marshika February 1, 2006

Cinna-buned

To have a female reach into a males's pants, going for his crotch, giving off a sure sign that she's ready for a hard core make-out session. Unfortunately right before the two tend to make love, the female's best friend throws a cinnamon bun at the male's face, ending the beginning of what was going to be a luscious sex scene.

crotch, sex, luscious, cinnamon, bun, Cinna-buned

by TacoMan18 July 27, 2010

baked

High,Stoned.Under the influence of some "substances". Side affects may inlclude the "giggles."

An example of someone who is ALWAYS baked, is andres. Or basically any guy in homeroom 223.

by lATiNA CUTi3 May 23, 2006

freshly baked

1.) adv. The state of being under the influence of marijuana, particularly during the beginning, euphoric stage.

As they lay in the sand below the starlit sky, the pair were freshly baked from an afternoon under the sun.

by Dubious Skunk November 15, 2005

Baked bean

Brown clit burnt by the sun

I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that

by Dogging dude feeds pony May 3, 2015