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Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.
I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.
by Brian Petz February 24, 2006
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Spicy Broccoli

1.Slang for marijuana. Most people don't know of cannabis by this name, making it great when discussing pot around non-smokers and other people that could be offended by drug use.

2.Used by many Oregon natives as the word of choice for weed. If questioned about this word, you can just say you are sharing a recipe for some culinary delight.

3.Soon to be one of the most used word on the for marijuana on the street.
"Yo Joe, you want to go grab a bowl of Spicy Broccoli?"
"Sure man! That dank we smoked last time was the bomb!"

Sitting at home with your parents in the room, older brother walks in,

Brother: "hey man, you "eat" up all my Spicy Broccoli???
You:"No bro, but we can go to the store and get more later!"
Mom: "What is Spicy Broccoli?"
You: "Its only the best way to make broccoli! The store down the street might have some"
Mom: "oh, I'll have to try that!"
You: "Nah, I don't think you'll like it ma...."
by yhectank January 20, 2011
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Arm Broccoli

The opposite of arm candy: when someone isn't physically attractive, but you like them emotionally and intellectually.
Fun fact: The word "broccoli" is derived from the Latin word "brachium", which means "arm." So this term is also like saying "arm arm."
"His girlfriend is arm broccoli. She may not be a model, but she IS a biomedical engineer."
by Juliet45 July 15, 2015
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smoking broccoli

"I be smoking broccoli, they say it's good for my health."- Kodak Black
by skrtskrilla April 8, 2017
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lawn broccoli

Tree debris in your yard after a hurricane.
I need to rake my yard because Hurricane Irma left lawn broccoli everywhere.
by Karmalz September 13, 2017
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Ghost Broccoli

1-another name for cauliflower.

2- non-eaten broccoli coming back for revenge.
It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.
by Tbone 910 May 7, 2020
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Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.
"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."
by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015
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