brass ass

when you put brass knuckles on your hand and fist a girl up the ass.

I got a brass ass last night from billy.

by Tampon December 12, 2006

brass ones

Brass balls, one would assume.

Eidolon's Nepenthe: Brass ones!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 11, 2006

Brass Yuppie

Like the cocktail "Brass Monkey," which is equal parts beer and orange juice, the "Brass Yuppie" is equal parts beer and San Pelligrino Aranciata. Like the Brass Monkey, you need to drink your 40 oz. down to the label before you fill it with the Aranciata, and then mix it up good before consuming. Refreshing for a hot summer day.

Dude, let's make some Brass Yuppies and hang out on the roof of your new condo.

by bobdolt September 3, 2010

brass monkey

old naval term, brass monkey is for the canon ball holders.

freezing the ball of the brass monkey

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

brass monkey

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

Brass Lip

The red semi-circle on your upper lip after playing a brass intrument for a good legnth of time in one session.

After playing my Trombone for an hour, I had developed Brass Lip. Luckily, it disappeared in time for my date.

by Justin H. September 7, 2005

brass monkey

hard-boiled slang for a burden or handicap, akin to an albatross around one's neck or a mark of shame

"A prison record is a handicap, a brass monkey perched from the back of every man we choose. If the man starts giving us trouble, we simply turn that brass monkey against him. If a man turns from us, we add a full-scale smear campaign to the handicap of his prison record, and the man is ruined for life. Society will accept a man with one brass monkey, like a prison record, but two? Never." "The Brass Monkey," I was a Communist for the FBI, air date 4-9-53

by Crassius June 24, 2021