by jack storm October 8, 2020
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If you come to Brantford and don’t hear gunshots and sirens, congratulations! You just became a part of history!
If you come to Brantford and don’t hear gunshots and sirens, congratulations! You just became a part of history!
Person 1: Wow! Brantford really must like firework shows! I can hear them all day long!
Person 2: Right… fireworks…
Person 2: Right… fireworks…
by Fightclub31 November 11, 2021
Get the Brantford mug.A shit city in southern Ontario that borders Hamilton and Cambridge.
It is the only city in Canada that, at one point in the history of its existence, has held the number one spot in every single category of crime.
The locals are intolerant and violent to anyone who is not a heterosexual white person, and meth is more commonly found in people’s systems than milk is. Housing prices are lower than anywhere else and for good reason.
Windsor and Scarborough (Toronto) seem like Disney world compared to this dumpster fire of a city. I don’t know how people inhabit this region
It is the only city in Canada that, at one point in the history of its existence, has held the number one spot in every single category of crime.
The locals are intolerant and violent to anyone who is not a heterosexual white person, and meth is more commonly found in people’s systems than milk is. Housing prices are lower than anywhere else and for good reason.
Windsor and Scarborough (Toronto) seem like Disney world compared to this dumpster fire of a city. I don’t know how people inhabit this region
I went to Brantford once and saw a shirtless man carrying a handgun, smoking a cigarette, and drinking alcohol out of a bag while walking his Pit bull with a chain. Everyone then proceeded to stare at me in my suit and my car that was still on four wheels because I was considered the unusual one
by WindsorLocal42424242255 November 14, 2021
Get the Brantford mug.Brantford is best described as the 24/7 purge. You can do whatever you want there and you won’t get arrested, even if the cops see it. More people open carrying than in Texas and more people shooting each other than Compton. What an awful place, I’m not sure how people live there
by StayStrapped1 December 17, 2021
Get the Brantford mug.Dolls that teach are young girls to be sluts. They where also sent out to by asia to send secret messages to kids telling them to bomb Pearl Harbor like that Chinpokemon episode of South park.
Buster: Did you ever notice how long Bratz commericals are,thats when they send out the messages.
Arthur:Are you on crack.
Arthur:Are you on crack.
by Detroit1sam09 July 20, 2008
Get the Bratz mug.White girl: OMG #tbt I remember playing with babies!
Black girl: Heffer no, bratz dolls were the shit!
Black girl: Heffer no, bratz dolls were the shit!
by urban princess June 10, 2015
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An overly passionate person, concerning 'my little pony', who spends all their time: talking about it; having deep discussions about it; constantly making photos of it and, whenever someone criticises the show or anything to do with it (whether it be for a joke or not) they contribute to arguing with the person. Eventually this degenerates into passionate, one sided, discussions; trolling the person (who made the argument in the first place) and ganging up on him.
Essentially, it's someone who tries to enforce 'my little pony' outside brony communities e.g. groups which have nothing to do with it or people who aren't interested.
This is different from people who likes 'my little pony' in general and watches the show, and discusses amongst other bronies.
An overly passionate person, concerning 'my little pony', who spends all their time: talking about it; having deep discussions about it; constantly making photos of it and, whenever someone criticises the show or anything to do with it (whether it be for a joke or not) they contribute to arguing with the person. Eventually this degenerates into passionate, one sided, discussions; trolling the person (who made the argument in the first place) and ganging up on him.
Essentially, it's someone who tries to enforce 'my little pony' outside brony communities e.g. groups which have nothing to do with it or people who aren't interested.
This is different from people who likes 'my little pony' in general and watches the show, and discusses amongst other bronies.
Person 1: Oh my god, how can you argue that my little pony is overly- cartoonish? I'll have you know that the person who made it, did it with the intention of making it adult themed
Person 2: You said it, bronies unite! Bro-hooves!
Person 3: No one cares, stop being a branzy
Person 2: You said it, bronies unite! Bro-hooves!
Person 3: No one cares, stop being a branzy
by Hoplite9 August 10, 2012
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