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douche brag

The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.
Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!
by G_Hook October 17, 2017
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Virtue brag

Bragging that one voluntarily exercises self restraint in the face of temptation, or takes less than one can out of moral purity or other lofty sensibilities
Tom is virtue bragging about how he paid more for his new yacht because it has more efficient fuel use and doesn't pollute the environment as much.
by Human Peacocking June 6, 2023
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Trauma Brag

To brag, highlight, or bring attention to hardship that one has experienced. Examples include highlighting one's experience of poverty, illness, abuse, or adversity

These types of brags get attention for higher status signalers and dismissal for low status ones
There's the head of that bank trauma bragging about his illness in order to get more clout in the newspaper headlines
by Human Peacocking June 10, 2023
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bragging

someone bragging about stupid stuff 24/7
luna bragging about diamonds on a virtual game
by yeetusbleetus February 2, 2020
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Shit Brag

When you show off something cool and the person response, indifferent or with criticism only to brag about it later to someone else.
John: Hey check out my new Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controllers to it.
Mike: Whatever, it’s kinda lame…

Kyle: Hey John, what cha got there cutie.
Mike: It's a Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controls to it.
John: Way to shit brag, bro.
mugGet the Shit Bragmug.

Tenure brag

When someone brags about how long they've been doing something - It is generally an age/time related brag ("I've been doing this since you were in diapers!") but can also be the number of times they've done it ("this is my 15th time at burning man!"), etc.
We made it about 15 minutes into the neighborhood meeting before Tom started tenure bragging about how he's lived on that street the longest!
by Human Peacocking May 14, 2023
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rag brag

Bill: Dude sweet outfit
Jim: aww these things are old
what Jim meant:*fuck yeah I'm on point!!*
Bill: c'mon Jim don't rag brag!
by PussyDestroyer96UrMom September 12, 2016
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