A prematurely rotund and often sagging backside due to sitting all day, everyday at your office desk job, possibly bored to narcolepsy. Sadly is likely to occur in otherwise physically fit and healthy young males/females.
" It's a real shame, she's an attractive girl, nice body- only in her twenties-but buttocks practically on the floor. Office bottomitus."
by missnicks October 29, 2012
Get the office bottommug. by ssoap October 9, 2021
Get the bottom noisesmug. Means:
The final result or statement
The main or essential point
The final outcome of a process, discussion, etc
The most important or fundamental aspect of a situation
The final result or statement
The main or essential point
The final outcome of a process, discussion, etc
The most important or fundamental aspect of a situation
by Eugene Jackson July 16, 2011
Get the BOTTOM LINEmug. Someone who is a bottom but enjoys dictating how things play out in the bedroom and can be very picky.
Or
Someone who claims to be sub in the bedroom but hates not being in charge.
Or
Someone who claims to be sub in the bedroom but hates not being in charge.
Someone who enjoys "back-seat driving"
Although he was the one on the bottom Joe was a pushy bottom so shouted at John to "go faster" or "slower" and took the entire evening picking who "deserved" to go home with him.
Although he was the one on the bottom Joe was a pushy bottom so shouted at John to "go faster" or "slower" and took the entire evening picking who "deserved" to go home with him.
by stubz88 January 17, 2011
Get the pushy bottommug. In gay sex, a male that likes to be the oral sex giver and anal sex receiver exclusively. Does not like to receive oral, be the anal penetrative partner, and often not have his own penis stimulated. Total Bottoms usually like to service and receive sex from Total Tops or "Straight" men.
Ay, that queen is such a total bottom. He only likes to get off straight guys, and bitch does not even get his!!
by Goneformiles. March 31, 2009
Get the total bottommug. Adequate hygienic preparedness of an anally receptive sex partner.
Used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a "mess" during anal sex. It is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. Unlike. "my rectum is free of feces"
Used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a "mess" during anal sex. It is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. Unlike. "my rectum is free of feces"
John says to his Boyfriend, "If we eat all this Mexican food there is no way I'll be bottom ready later."
Having spent 20 min in the shower Chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend "Alright I'm bottom ready lets fuck"
Frank asked his Girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have anal sex. She looked confused and shrugged. Frank stuck it in her snizz instead.
Having spent 20 min in the shower Chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend "Alright I'm bottom ready lets fuck"
Frank asked his Girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have anal sex. She looked confused and shrugged. Frank stuck it in her snizz instead.
by AvAndy May 13, 2009
Get the Bottom readymug. Term used to describe a homosexual male who receives it (bottom) but is dominant instead of the top.
by WhoDatFreshBoi December 26, 2018
Get the Power Bottommug.