pussy booger

A pussy booger is collective of all of the days secretians, toilet paper remnants, sweat etc. that is found generally on the heterosexual woman that is not necessarily partial to hygene detail. The texture is gummy, much like rubber cement.

After a one night stand, Peter was curious about the crusted substance stuck to his eyebrow. It in fact was a dried pussy booger.

by saps72 May 31, 2018

Booger Flake

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?

The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.

by projectmatter May 8, 2009

Booger Eater

A Missouri Tigers college football fan who wondered what the big deal was when their star quarterback was filmed live eating his own snot during a game.

The University of Missouri at Columbia, Booger Eaters

by Misery Master January 6, 2009

booger bears

Ugly Girls

Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"

by assman February 10, 2004

sea booger

A soft-bodied marine animal, usually a mollusk such as a snail, clam, oyster or mussel. So called because in their live or raw state they resemble a glob of mucus in appearance and/or texture.

Carrie: Care for an oyster, sweetie? They're supposed to be an aphrodisiac.

Josh: I'll pass-- no sea boogers for me!

Wayne, in restaurant: What is the soup of the day?
Waitress: Today's soup is New England clam chowder.
Wayne: Oh, ick-- sea booger soup. I just lost my appetite.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 20, 2009

Booger Thimble

When your nose is stopped up so bad you pick it, and one big booger comes out and covers your whole finger tip.

Hey dude, you smell that breakfast cooking? No man, my nose is fucked up, hold on, I'll fix it......g-r-o-s-s....look at the size of that booger thimble.

by 13fister December 31, 2010

booger balls

A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.

Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.

Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.

by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009