When a woman lies about the men she has(n't) slept with. Often resulting in rumors and negative attention for the other parties involved, especially if the bluffmuff isn't attractive, which is often.
Hey, I heard that you slept with Cindy last night bro. How drunk were you?
Ah hell nah that bitch ain't nothin but a bluffmuff!
Ah hell nah that bitch ain't nothin but a bluffmuff!
by lalalululolo November 9, 2010
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Get the Blurfection mug.Steve got some bluffmail, claiming someone had hacked the camera on his computer, which was unlikely, because Steve's desktop computer didn't have a camera attached.
by UptownKnight December 13, 2019
Get the Bluffmail mug.Person 1: Whoa, Joe just collided into Jessica trying to get her out while she was running to third.
Person 2: What a blufflefart!
Person 2: What a blufflefart!
by Linus Mayhem November 22, 2020
Get the Blufflefart mug.1. An onomatopoeia (written sound effect) used to express disgust. People use this word as an exaggerated, comical way of acting like he or she is vomiting.
Dad: That sweat stain right there on the couch is where you were conceived 15 years ago.
Mom: Oh my🤭
Son: Huh? …OH! Ewww! Blurf!
Mom: Oh my🤭
Son: Huh? …OH! Ewww! Blurf!
by Rapid〆 October 8, 2021
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I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.
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