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blaffy blooffy

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008
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Blurfist

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.
Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.
by mini man May 11, 2009
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1. a case of diareah so explosive that your anus bleeds
2. an awesome, yet-to-be death metal band
3. when having anal intercourse the female lets go a most potent expulsion of gas and bodily fluids
1. DUDE i had a monster bludfahrt last nite; my anus is still sore and i wont be able to deficate for the next three weeks

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