bloop-bloop

The type of (clean) bowel movement where the excrement are tiny and ball-shaped, resulting in a “bloop-bloop” sound when they break the surface of toilet water. When more of these droppings are released in a continuous and repetitive fashion, the longer the bloop-bloop will be. Some bloop-bloops are known to cause such splashes that will spray toilet water back up the rectum of the depositor. This is known as toilet backdraft.

My doodie made a bloop-bloop and tickled my asshole with cold water.

by MehsMehs June 9, 2005

Bloop blooping

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop

Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.

by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021

Bloop Nut

When a man has to Pee so intensely that he feels the sensation of Blue Balls.

A man rushes to the bathroom door and knocks on it, another man is taking a poop and explains such, the man who has to pee who rushed the door would then reply, I'm rolling Bloop Nut lemme in! And any decent man would give up his throne for another human being rolling Bloop Nut.

by Tha Jagaloon August 3, 2012

Bloop Le Snoot

A sentence in the imperative form, that does not mean anything.

Please, Bloop Le Snoot.

by HadronCollider February 11, 2017

bloop bloop

adorable

Manuel is so effin bloop bloop.

The puppy is bloop bloop.

by yo_noods April 19, 2009

bloop-bloop

putting a dudes wang in your mouth then taking it out. A quick action. bloop-bloop.

"Yo did you give that dude head? Nah girl I just bloop-blooped him. Just to give him a taste of what it's like."

by J.Ho January 6, 2008

bloop-bloop

Machine gun shits, or the rapid fire shits.

Damn nigga, i ate sum white castles and now i gotta bloop-bloop.

by i mhu ngli keah ors e July 19, 2005