Blippi

An adult child.

Guy1: My dad is a Blippi
Guy2: Really? I mean it cannot be that bad.

An hour later

Guy2: Woah, your dad is actually better than I expected!

by Lightning McQueen_Gaming June 9, 2021

Blister

A homosexual man

RuPaul is a blister

by Baltimore herbalist September 5, 2019

Oatmeal Blister

When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.

I left an oatmeal blister on her nose.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

blister package

The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!

this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...

by specaled hen June 10, 2008

Blister This Asshole

A term used to say lets "GTFO".

"C'mon Kage, lets blister this asshole."

by Cockballs McHairy Nutsack July 2, 2009

Sistah Blistah

Black female who has and spreads genital herpes.

Mookie: Yo Gilligan, how was your date with Sistah Blistah?

Gilligan: Sistah who??? . . . . Ow!

by michael michael motorcycle September 7, 2007

blisterfeld

That one awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

The only way to resolve a blisterfeld is a fight to the death. Or a dance-off.

I got into a blisterfeld with this guy at the mall this morning.

I ran into this woman the other day when we both tried to walk around each other but went the same direction. What a blisterfeld!

by Marcus Andronicus December 28, 2009