John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.
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As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate
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A condition in which fond memories of something cause a failure to perceive it objectively at a later time.
Thanks to my nostalgia blindness, I feel that movie I saw when I was six years old is still great, even though it doesn't hold up anymore.
by Razum Tazum August 20, 2020
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by Hamydeez October 5, 2003
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by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008
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Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.
by MFinShorty February 26, 2005
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