Blinding Beaver

Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.

Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.

by reignMAKER December 14, 2010

Going Blind

The act of jerking oneself off.

Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.

by Johney Jackoff June 15, 2010

Apple Blindness

The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.

dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'

dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'

dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'

dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'

by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011

man behind the slaughter

some purple bitch named William Afton who has murdered like 20 kids and about 4 adults. Also Co-Owner to fazbear entertainment and the reason of the other co-owner (henry emily)'s suicide. He was cornered by the first 5 kids he killed, and this idiots first idea was to climb into an old springlock suit to escape. unfortunately, the springlocks set off and he was killed ( lol get fukt )

"its been so long the last I've seen my son lost to this monster, to the man behind the slaughter"

by HajimemeXDXD September 21, 2020

BlindPoker

big marine dude that radiates immense chadness wherever he goes and commands 9 year olds to fight roblox wars and conquer brick objectives

Don't ping BlindPoker or you'll get fucked in and out and up and down.

by lndian February 21, 2021

from behind

the act of penetration from the dexterior of the human body, female or male

Jen was asked whats her favorite position, and she mentioned " I like it from behind"

by Fezz-ank November 24, 2004

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005