Blessed

In the southern United States, “Blessed” means ”God loves me more than he loves you”

Blessed that I went to Disney World and all you did was take a trip to Walmart.

by Valskyrie December 2, 2019

#blessed

A hashtag used to boast about your lifestyle, possessions, or status in life, hidden behind the guise of being divinely chosen by God.

Sitting on the porch of my mansion and planning a vacation to Hawaii. God is good. #blessed

by Defining Junk June 4, 2020

Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.

"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"

by Morism Leader October 30, 2020

Blessed Bobby

The best Twitter account to exist. All of his tweets are GOATED. Best Bobby Firmino account to exists.

WOW! Your tweets are Blessed Bobby standard atm.

by A random FT account November 10, 2020

bleisely

Bleisely is very trustworthy girl, her heart is open for everyone. She may have the darkest past but ones she may settle in good things then Bleisely will totally be change for the better. She is that kind of friend of yours whose willing to pick a fight just to win your side. She will protect you, but will never tell you her burdens and problems.

If Bleisely was here, I'm sure she'll be the one getting mad at this.
Oh! I wish I had Bleisely right now, I would have someone to talk to.

by anonymous June 8, 2021

_blessedlaverne

@_blessedlaverne is a fanpage on tiktok that has over 2000 followers 🤍 she is amazing and sweet

“I hate @_blessedlaverne” *kills cutley*

by Brenlee kinder July 29, 2021

Blessed Flinch

Millwall slang for partaking in a big lunch pre session.

Proceedings officially start at 16:00. Have a blessed flinch would be my advice.

by Zumunuk September 25, 2021