Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

blinger

When you cannot determine whether a girl is blonde or ginger.

Rich: Yeah shes that blonde girl
Bish: I thought she was ginger?
Rich: Good call, shes a bit of both...she's blinger

by Rich Holness April 29, 2008

Baby Blender

A blender made to blend babies into small pieces.

Last night Kyle and Isaac use the Baby Blender to blend up some babies.

by BigIman January 3, 2010

The Blender

The blender is a message board on the Internet where people post various kinds of pictures, fanfics and comics. Either stupid threads are made or genius threads are created.

Also Isalidi Crest, a certain member in The Blender is made of fail, ebola, AIDs and diarrhea

The Blender, serious business.

by Setoshi November 10, 2008

gender blender

Someone who blends both masculine and feminine together in the way they physically present.

Put your gender in the blender!

Boy George and Annie Lennox are gender blenders, we are legion.

by Tyke Tyler July 25, 2008

frog in a blender

alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.

barkeep, one frog in a blender

by the great rusher of fools September 25, 2010

Blunge

A bloody clunge, cunt, pussy, quim. When some dirty old slut is on the blob, and you smash her back doors in.

Chris: Did you hear about Dave and Tugboat? She went round his gaff and he stuck one in her Blunge...
Peve: What a dirty cunt! Did she bleed all over his bedspread again?
Chris: No, her blunge butter went all over his fucking couch

by JohnOkey July 4, 2006