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blend your balls

I want to blend your balls until you scream with pleasure
by Slapjack February 27, 2015
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blend chick

A regular, simple, woman for whom anything outside for "normal" is "shocking!", and inconceivable in real life, due to trying to blend in high school, and having never learnt any lessons since then.

Eg. the notion that some men and women could be into BDSM and not just acting. Not going to a show because one's students might be at a show or see her in pictures, and how scandalous would that be‽
She's just some blend chick nterviewing Jim Carrey and thinks she's the shit because she's on TV.
by fragmede September 15, 2017
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Blended Brew

A kick ass Danish Rock band, they dont have many tracks but they have some solid songs such as "Laughing at your feet" and "Stoned Memories" with Jimmy Månsson as a lead vocalist and guitarist
Jimmy Månsson: Meeemories, i cant believe i was stoned
Person 1: Blended Brew is fucking amazing
Me: Ja, makker
by DragonDan August 1, 2019
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Finger Blending

I. When you stick a finger in yours / someone else's asshole and twirl your finger

2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger
Guy: Oh man! We don't have any toys!

Guy 2: you know.. We could always try finger blending!
by The.Cooking.Show.2g1c. September 3, 2016
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splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.
"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."
by Sir Pizza August 10, 2008
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Blended

When 4 men go to fucking town on you and churn your insides like butter.
"Hey Joey! Remember that Femboy we Blended last night?"
by GettingBlended May 27, 2022
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