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House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.
Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.
by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018
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blend

she keep talking shit, she must want to blend.
by toorawwiyanna January 5, 2022
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The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.
"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"
by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021
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Blended mama

Two women that share a child or children in a blended family dynamic
Yes people would consider her his step mother, but we also have a relationship as mothers. We are blended mamas
by SmittyNik May 3, 2021
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Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner
I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package
by Hashimo July 1, 2024
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Blend Buddy

Blend Buddy (As defined by Nacho King.) 1. To be a blend buddy; he is a blend buddy. 2. From the word "Blender" - To blend; To hang around people you don't specifically know, but attempt interaction to make friends with a group of people, and then end up looking around for another group to try to make friends with, thus creating a "Blend Buddy".
3. A friend that isn't your friend. 4. A person that you just hang around, even if they hate you. 5. Known as moronic at some moments.
"Look at that guy hanging around that group of people and going to another group. That Samson has no friends, but he has a lot of blend buddies.
by Nacho King December 4, 2003
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Blend

A Europen decenting name. Blends are generally comforting, accepting, but tend to be to hostile when shown disloyalty.
don't double cross a blend
by ParadoxVi January 20, 2018
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