by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010
Get the alaskan polar bear mug.Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?
Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos
Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos
by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011
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a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.
A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.
a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.
A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.
by JosephRyan May 16, 2009
Get the Jam Beard mug.When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.
by flip ohoolihan May 11, 2014
Get the alabama grizzly bear mug.A device used in the movie, Saw. This device hooks into the upper and lower jaws of a person. They must find a key to unlock the device or it will rip their jaws apart.
When the timer on the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap.
by darkdragonflames132 May 13, 2005
Get the reverse bear trap mug.A guy who admires, seeks or dates husky large man with lots of body hair. The chaser is not necessarily a "bear" themselves
by Jonnie James August 18, 2004
Get the bearchaser mug.The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008
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