Beasting Off

The act of masturbating and thinking of animals.

Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.

Person 2- whats that?

Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.

Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!

by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008

Anal Ball Blasting

The act of intentionally sitting (anal) on someone elses testicles (ball) which can lead to severe damage to their reproductive organs (blasting).

"I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend."

"Why?"

"The other night, she was mad at me in bed, so when I had her in missionary, she anal ball blasted me!"

"I had it when girls do their stupid anal ball blasting, it hurts so bad!"

by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

Blatting

Can't tell you. I am sworn to secrecy.

"I wanna go blatting tonight."

"What's blatting?"

"Can't tell you until you do it! I took an oath!"

"No."

by Natish October 20, 2008

Ham-Blasting

To engage in sexual intercourse with an unattractive, often overweight, intoxicated female. Derived from the derrog. Slam-Pig, refering to opportunistic ugly women who rely on last-call desperation to hook up.

While his fellow frat brothers frustratedly pursued sorority tens, Chip found satisfaction in ham-blasting his way through local dive bars.

by Irate November 29, 2005

finger blasting

the act of a partner penetrating a female's vagina with one or more fingers

preferred, as a term, to finger banging by Adam Carolla of Loveline

Though Timmy had never finger blasted before, he got plenty of practice by picking his nose.

by Dave Shepherd June 20, 2004

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

Boy blasting

Wildly inappropriate and hilariously flippant term used to describe the rape of boyz.

Father O'Assthrash finished absolving his congregation of their sins and went to the park for some grade-A Boy blasting .

by Grossbeard 01 January 9, 2009