i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly

Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...

by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014

should i get bangs

Warning: A major life event has happened and she’s looking to express it by giving herself forehead curtains.

The safe answer is always “No”.

Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”

Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”

by MobyDick211 August 24, 2018

Dang Blang Hang Thang

Valuable gold necklace.

That bitch tried to snatch my Dang Blang Hang Thang!

by Ari April 28, 2003

Bangsta

British guys trying to acts GANGSTA.

British Guy #1: "Wassup mate? Wanna grab some milk and cheerios?"

British Guy #2: "Yeah mate. Cus we bangsta!"

British Guy #1: "Wurd."

by BangstaFTW July 1, 2011

ba-bangs

a type of hair style referring to the disney show, "sunny with a chance."

strands of hair that flow in your face and cover your eyes.

usually are meant to be clipped up by a barette.

show off them ba-bangs!

by liakdv'sowegbw January 24, 2011

Blang

cheap bling

that ring from the quarter machine is so blang

by the Chemistry kid May 29, 2004

College bangs

The haircut girls get for their new life in college.

"Oooh I like your college bangs!"
"Thanks, I saw 500 Days of Summer in August and it made me want to look more like Zooey."

by Tsundere January 9, 2010