Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 5, 2020
Get the Daughter’s birthdaymug. A 24-case of bottled beer used for someone's 24th birthday celebration. It is ideally a replacement for a typical birthday cake, and its presentation commences singing and blowing out candles on the case for wish-making.
What kind of cake did you get for your birthday?
What am I, 5? I got a birthday case of pumpkin ale instead...you can't get wasted on birthday cake, pussy.
What am I, 5? I got a birthday case of pumpkin ale instead...you can't get wasted on birthday cake, pussy.
by Fuchs it up October 23, 2011
Get the birthday casemug. If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
by cosmobabe March 29, 2020
Get the Second Birthdaymug. Today is your birthdayyyyyy. sOoOoOo. HaPpY hApPy BiRthHdAy ToDaY iS yOuR sPeCiAl DaY oPeN uP yOuR pReSeNtS aNd BlOw ThE fLaMe AwAy Happy birthday best friend! Im having so much fun hanging out with you and making lip glosses! Being with you makes me feel warm and happy instead of sad or depressed. You reallya er the best friend ive been looking for. Ive always wanted a friend like those TV shows and you made my dream come true! Hope this day is amazing! From your lip gloss buddy, classmate, crazy best friend,
MiA
MiA
by That_One_Girl_Mia_ January 29, 2020
Get the Fatou's birthdaymug. by ImPandastick May 31, 2021
Get the Birthday Cummug. it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?
Laura: Ew! No! sicko...
Laura: Ew! No! sicko...
by Endless_Echo January 22, 2009
Get the Birthday BJmug. The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!
Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"
Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"
Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"
Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"
Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"
by Fran P April 17, 2009
Get the Birthday Avalanchemug.