Birthday Head

The act of performing oral sex on an individual as a birthday present.

I'm going to give you some "birthday head" before i give you the business Ms. Williams

Birthday Head by Kevin "Qui" Joseph December 29, 2014

birthday sex 

the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday

baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.

what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex

birthday sex by smoked fish February 17, 2017

birthday shit 

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.

birthday shit by x-man182 June 19, 2011

Birthday Gum 

Any type of long lasting gum like 5-Gum, Stride, Trident, etc. that you receive as a birthday present. When you chew that gum good luck will happen to you. Make sure you hide it in a safe place, remember you only have a limited amount so use it wisely.

Friend: You look like your having good luck today.
You: Yeah! I'm chewing birthday gum!
Friend: Wanna share some?
You: Imagine!

Birthday Gum by VuduDesigns November 28, 2012

birthday day 

the day that you actually celebrate your birthday. it may acutally be on anniversary of your birht or it could be two weeks later. it doesn't matter.

person one: hey what are we doing for your birthday?
person two: nothing i have work that day but we are going to six flags on my birthday day
person one: awesome i am so there

birthday day by ZarahMarieS April 21, 2008

Birthday britches 

a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.

I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.

Birthday britches by Vollmer87 January 27, 2009

birthday breakdown

A mini-midlife crisis suffered by someone around the vicinity of their birthday.

Symptoms may include paranoia, aggression, grumpiness, obnoxiousness, an inflated sense of self worth, general annoying behavior.

Generally causes by the realization of turning another year older, but can sometimes be brought on by the odd actions of friends attempting to plan a surprise party.

It's the time of year that Matt starts to act like a right fool, talking himself up, acting like he's all that. Wait, it's nearly his birthday - he's having another birthday breakdown!

Sally's friends are acting so weird around her, she's starting to have a birthday breakdown.

birthday breakdown by Stephii Mendez January 28, 2009