ceo_birkin

Ceo_birkin is the richest most hated bitch ever ceo_birkin doesn’t give a fuckk and doesn’t take any shit also the moat untouched

Omg it’s ceo_birkin she the MOST UNTOUCHED person alive

by Ceo_Birkin May 1, 2022

Jerkin ya Birkin

When an old man masturbates to live tv porn, (A Birkin is an elderly penis

Man everybody in that house has walked in on Great Uncle Rufus jerkin his Birkin.
Jerkin ya Birkin

by BigMakk June 21, 2021

Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin

The noise a retarded kid makes

"Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin" - the retarded kid

by General Serb Nationalist October 5, 2023

birkenparents

Your typical 'be in bed by 10, we play scrabble, mom makes apple pie while dad watches football in a homemade wool sweater' parents. They can be found raising shiny-faced, happy-go-lucky children in a pleasant 2 story house with a white picket fence and a grill. Hoorah. Think 50's aprons and "honey, I'm home!"

"Dude, we can't have the party at doug's tonight"
"Why?"
"Cause his parents aren't going out of town anymore"
"shit, they're totally birkenparents"

by Anna3425423 December 23, 2005

Birkenstocks

the expensive clogs or sandels that are for both men and female people. They are usually around $120.00. They are also very comforable and are really preppy. Every big prep should have them.

The Birkenstocks are like the best shoes ever

by Andretheprep December 18, 2005

Birkenstocks

Ugly ass shoes that hippies or preps wear usually with bluejeans, and are retarded enough to pay over 100$, wear them on a day it's going to rain, then complain to everyone about them getting wet. The also make feet smell horiffic. if you see somebody wearing these tell them to keep them on.

Prep: " omgz, I like, can't believe these got wet! I had to hurry to class, and I slipped in the halls, and my feet are wet, so feel sorry for me!"

by Tracy M August 30, 2005

Birkenstockings

When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.

Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!

Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!

by SashJo July 28, 2016