Bed Bread

A loaf of bread which one keeps in their bed for post-drinking, pre-sleep snackage.

"Man, I'm so drunk I can't wait to go home and Bed Bread before passing out"

by loblo September 14, 2014

bed banana

A millennial who does nothing but lie in bed all day on their phone or laptop watching Netflix/YouTube, playing video games, or browsing social media. Analogous to previous generations' "couch potato."

Ahmed, has been in bed watching Netflix all day; Ahmed, stop being such a bed banana.

by modanq December 3, 2018

Bed & Breakfast

When a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a sexual escapade.

So Gary really wanted to bang Betty, and Rick knew it, so he invited them for a little Bed & Breakfast. Next think Gary new He was kissing Betty but Rick's hard dick was about five inches into his anus.

by Buford T Johnson December 17, 2009

Bed Angel

When your partner leaves the double bed that you share and you move to the middle of the bed, and start waving your legs and arms to make the shape of an angel in the bed.

I kicked the girlfriend out of bed and started making a bed angel

by indybob April 22, 2011

bed bully

When a girlfriend half your size takes over the bed

We started out splitting the bed, but I ended up huddled over to the side as she lay, wrapped up in the entire blanket, diagonally across the mattress like a savage bed bully.

by FunkiBunch June 25, 2017

Bed Bath and Beyonce

Slang for home goods store Bed Bath and Beyond or for R&B pop diva Beyonce Knowles.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

" I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyonce and get a toilet seat."

"That sistah is shaking her booty like she think she be Bed Bath and Beyonce."

by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009

bed warmer

Term originating at Renaissance Faires used to describe a one-night-stand type relationship.

Did you see that girl with Aron? I bet she's gonna be his bed warmer tonight...

by kimberkid January 10, 2005