Bed Drinking

While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.

Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.

by bubblebuttboy October 14, 2011

bed burrito

Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.

As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.

by weangel November 24, 2013

round bed

A foursome but an even number of guys and ladies.

"Damn John,we had the most perfect round bed last night with those hotties!"

by Huenator August 14, 2017

murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.

Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.

by Figleaf23 December 16, 2008

bed time

at night the worst words to hear
in the morning the best words to hear

bed time billy
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

up now, out of bed
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Hotshot14380 May 31, 2016

Bed Goose

A honking fart under the duvet when someone else is also in the bed. A very good blaming device.

A: Did you just trump?

B: No , it was the bed goose.

by Yasmin Newell August 16, 2010

Bed Beer

It's the final beer you have in a night. This can be interpreted in two ways.

Literally, it's the beer you enjoy in bed right before you enter your sleep phase.

Figuratively, it's the one last beer before you decide to head home or hit the hay.

Dude 1: Dude, you hit it off pretty early last night.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I grabbed a beer and had a bed beer.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

or

Dude 1: Dude, you've had like 20 beers tonight.
Dude 2: Don't sweat it, this is my bed beer, I'll be sleeping soon.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

by Nicholas Richardo December 4, 2009