A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.
Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face?
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.
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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.
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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.
by rpetras February 23, 2010
During anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis. When she finishes, the female then performs oral sex on the male.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"
Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."
Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."
by Christian Gilbert December 28, 2011
a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.
"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009
by Kaji February 29, 2004
A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.
It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
by tomphiltrontastic November 09, 2011
by Skyyyyy May 25, 2009
by caison123 January 09, 2012