1% battery

The most common battery percentage for outdated iPhone users. It’s not surprising but just disappointing. Also by itself it last for another 100%

I’ve been at 1% battery for 5 days. I don’t think my phone can die.

1% battery by Nigward March 3, 2018

Car battery 

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers

Greg and christopher getting on a car battery

Car battery by no problem bruh August 24, 2017

Love Battery 

a Seattle grunge band formed in 1989 by Ron Nine that not many people know about

they mixed psychedelic guitar riffs with the 90's Seattle sound

they're really good

If you like grunge music, you should check out Love Battery

Love Battery by kimboslice1337 April 3, 2009

Dead Battery In A Dildo 

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

Dead Battery In A Dildo by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

Sucks Battery 

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...

Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'

Sucks Battery by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012

1% phone battery 

Basically, death.

Omg! I have 1% phone battery. I need a charger or I'm gonna die!!!!!!!😱

1% phone battery by RATCHETFAMRCDCCSDAM May 21, 2016

flying battery

Eggman's flying ship from Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

Yo, dude, Sonic the Hedgehog blew up the Flying Battery!

flying battery by Heckerman May 31, 2018