Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Passing the Baton

A man or woman shits into the asshole of another person

Sandy and I were Passing the Baton before work and now I won't be able to shit right for a week.

by A.J. Johns August 19, 2007

Velvet Baton

My boyfriend's silky hard penis

Take out your velvet baton and service me immediately.

by kathaniel27 October 8, 2009

mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

Bastoni

verb. Bastoni is the equivalent to the meaning of 'a small penis'. This word comes from the legend himself Mr. Bastone who had one of the biggest penis' in the world.

Holy that guy last night had a huge bastoni!!!!

by hgfhgfjhf January 23, 2014

Passing the Baton

To carry and transmit multiple stds.

John: I heard Jenny got the Clap, is it true?
Jacob: Yeah and I heard she was passing the baton to Michael too.

by Isnotalegend January 8, 2015

Ortens Batong

An act of smashing a cucumber into someone’s head. The prank originates from the Swedish snap chatter “Abbe Blattelito” who urges his followers to continue smash cucumbers.

”En rektor i Karlstad har blivit slagen i huvudet med ortens batong”

”A principal in Karlstad has been hit by ortens batong in his head”

by Soderboi February 17, 2018