Bartlett

The act of sticking your finger up someone's bum.

Johnson: Did u give her the bartlett?
Anon: You bet i did, smell my finger
Johnson: That's great mate....

by golftrip02 June 23, 2007

Bartleyed

a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends

Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends

by Brooks Funke April 24, 2008

Barlowed

To get very drunk on a weekday and not make it into work the next morning.

Co-worker 1: Oh where is Matt today?
Co-worker 2:He got Barlowed!

by Agahahs1 January 6, 2017

batels golub method

Batels-Golub Method similar to Simplex Method of linear progrming

LU Decomposition of the matrix

by val July 19, 2004

barleyite

Barleyites – (derrived from comedy show 'Nathan Barley')

A word commonly used to describe those normally found residing in Shoreditch/Hoxton. Often found gathered outside such venues as 333, wearing extremely skinny jeans, a t shirt bearing an absurd slogan and something completely stupid because some twats told them it’s ‘so fucking in right now’. plus 'limited edition' strange colour combo trainers with extra bits of velcro

I saw a right barleyite at old street today

by Larara January 28, 2007

Barly Cirman

One of the top yahoo answer users. Answers most questions that fall into the religion category.

Person1: "I don't know the answer to this question!"
Person2: "Chill dude, just go on yahoo answers and ask Barly Cirman."
Person1: "Oh, yeah. Thanks man."

by Poe Cyrus March 15, 2009

batalion

A mystical creature that is half bat and half lion.

My teacher was eaten by a batalion.

by madinaflacure October 21, 2010