Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

bartholamew

lilly’s pet mouse

i want to grab bartholamew by the tail and swing her round like a lasso

by lilsheartscats June 1, 2022

Bartholomew Simpson

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.

Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!

by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022

bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third

Timmy’s pet hampter who was sucked up by the vacuum

Bartholomew Chungus gingersnap the third Rest In Peace sweet prince

by Timilimlimlimlimlimlimlimlimli July 5, 2022

Bartholomew James

A meanie who scowls so you punch him in the face. evil little mischievous boy. alternatively known as brad.

God! Bartholomew James is scowling again! I need to teach him a lesson

by slayqueen69 August 21, 2022

Bartolomucci

A person with the last name Bartolomucci
Probably want to fuck their bestie

Hey Noah, my bff Lily Bartolomucci touched my pussy bro

by Astro Babe August 25, 2022

Bartholamule

Slang word for anus

“Can I play with ur bartholamule”
“SURE!!!!”

by Ndjdhhshwbduc October 16, 2022