Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

banged her like a cheap gong

To have had sex with someone. There are two connotations associated with this term; the first implies that the person with whom you had sex was cheap and/or easy, the second that the relationship was totally casual with no strings attached. In both cases it is understood that there was little or no emotional attachment or respect involved, and that the sex was hard and intense.

See also: bang

First Guy: Mate, did you see that chick I was with last night? Turned out she was pretty easy, so I took her home and banged her like a cheap gong!
Second Guy: You lucky, lucky bastard.

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Guy 1: Mate, see that chick over there? Talk about hot! I'd bang her like a cheap gong!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a hag. WTF have you been drinking?

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Male 1: Lucy was pretty drunk last night when I left the party.
Male 2: You're telling me! She was so hammered that she said she wanted sex, so I banged her like a cheap gong.

by Big Bad Mark June 27, 2006

barget

Someone who never showers and smells really bad

Yo foo that guy smells like a barget

by yo that boui from the hood January 16, 2009

Banged Up

New Zealand slang for high, such as the feeling when smoking marijuana.

"Fark dis shit gets you banged up as fuck babe!"

by crash21607 May 20, 2019

Burged Out

To fuck up, or fail at naturally occurring situations that the Common Joe would have to go out of their way to ruin.

To be terrible at everything.

To fail at every possible level, even existing.

"So we were in the middle of having sex and I shat on her bed, I really Burged Out."

"After taking a piss, I forgot to put my dick away. Burged!"

"Did you guys hear about Dan? He broke his back trying to suck his own dick! Man, he has been Burging Out a lot lately."

by Client 09 October 10, 2008

barge a trois

when three barges are in close contact with each other out in the oceans. .they also trade sea hookers and other snacks and tasty treats.

there are three barges in the long island sound. they are having a barge a trois and sea dogs are shitting on hookers. sea style.

by john really brown September 30, 2006

Chew Banged

The act of having sexual intercourse with a partner while having chewing tobacco in your mouth at the same time.

I had a big dip of skoal long cut in last night when I picked up my girlfriend from work so I chew banged her when we got home.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010