Baltimore Experience

Anal penetration while wearing a Lamar Jackson Jersey

Raleigh: If you take my shirt, I’m going to give you the Baltimore Experience.

by Cheech and Chingchong December 28, 2021

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Baltimore Bathtub

When a storm drain in the city of Baltimore swells up during a heavy rain fall. The contents of the storm drain wells up to the top to reveal the varying grotesqueries of Baltimorron street scum, such as: used condoms, beer bottled, urine, feces, jizz, dead rats, roaches, dead cats, dead seals from the national aquarium, loose head hair, McDonalds soda cups, dead human bodies, etc....the list goes on, and on and .....

Dude 1- Hey, I was walking to the subway staion when I stepped into a Baltimore Bathtub. I pushed on a few feet past it, but was overcome by the odor and vomitted all over myself.

Dude 2- Don't worry man, no one will notice on the metro. You'll fit in with all the other dirty scum bags.

by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

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Baltimore Landslide

The act of explosively shitting your pants while performing a classic Baltimore lean.

If you look to your right you'll notice the fabled tumble weave. On your left we have a gravity defying heroin addict... Whoa what's this?! Ladies and gentlemen we have a rare treat today. You're currently witnessing a Baltimore landslide!

by Yanni Venough May 2, 2014

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New Baltimore

A town in Michigan which everything looks like something from the 1800's except a library. It literally looks older than Baltimore.

Are you SURE this isn't OLD Baltimore? New Baltimore.

by The Great Gas Head March 23, 2013

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Baltimore Blast

When a male (or a collective group of men) ejaculates so hard on a girls face, she is knocked to the ground like the entire city of Baltimore is hitting her in the face.

Man, I knew before I even finished that she was going to get the Baltimore Blast.

by DJ King Pin April 3, 2010

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