Balance Billing

The reason why weeks after you have any health care you get stacks of bills from the doctor, the facility, the nurse, the pharmacy, the lab, and the guy who cleans the floors every other Saturday.

Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.

"I went to my doctor two months ago for a sore throat and I paid my $20 copay. Now I've gotten $847 worth of extra bills for the office visit, strep test, and a shot of penicillin. The office manager told me that was how much I owe in balance billing since I haven't met my $12,000 deductible."

by WackeMD October 3, 2018

Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.

Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.

by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017

Balanced

No shade of skin being more or less powerful than another would be balanced.

The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.

by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022

Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.

Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.

by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024

Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.

“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.

by Lemon on the floor June 27, 2022

balanced ratio

A rare internet occurrence where there is a same amount of likes and comments on a post

One of my posts on Reddit got a balanced ratio. It had 27 comments and 27 upvotes.

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 29, 2024