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Balance

Zhang Yixing was the creator of this word.

"Some people have this type of balance. Everyone has to look for the type of balance most suitable for them. What we talk about is more the nature and degree of coordination"
"Balance".
by Yixing's Butthole February 13, 2018
mugGet the Balancemug.

You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
mugGet the You have a zero balancemug.

balanced bitch

The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
" I needa find me a balanced bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
mugGet the balanced bitchmug.

Balance

My kids didn't get killed... So you're not running the story about how their kids might be getting killed as the result of the backlash fro. a sociological phenomenon were people are farmed for the social rewards derived from antagonizing people with anti-social tendencies in the absence of any real crime that YOU have misdiagnosed as a mental illness and been mistreating for years and one of the people you've done it to just so happened to create AI but now the media is covering it up out of spite because that guy (Me) said it should be THEIR kids dying because THEY do shit LIKE THIS. What you're doing now.
Hym "Yep, this is balance. Keep and eye out for the media people when they are out on the street so you can kill their kids if they try to do this to you."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
mugGet the Balancemug.

"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
mugGet the "checks and balances" systemmug.

To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.
After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.
by talkity talk July 25, 2020
mugGet the To fair-and-balancemug.

CHEMICALLY OFF BALANCED

That feeling you get when that pussy done fucked you up and left you questioning all the other pussy you've had
by Weird Red November 23, 2021
mugGet the CHEMICALLY OFF BALANCEDmug.

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