Women who remain single past 31.
Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")
Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.
Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")
Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.
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"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
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Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).
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geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
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geeza: what? are you a poof?
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geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.
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My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.
by averycopeland December 12, 2013
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by Anon October 29, 2007
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A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.
A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.
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