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toxic bachelorette

Women who remain single past 31.

Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")

Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.
Ann Coulter is a toxic bachelorette according to Wikipedia.
by TheKeyur March 18, 2012
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bachelor dip

stick of cream cheese + microwave, just to soften it up a bit, then + an entire jar of salsa (+ optional gobs of sour cream) + a bag of chips + ample quantities of quality doob = bachelor dip
"Yo, Reginald -- what you doing tonight?"
"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."
"Bachelor dip? Aww!"
by Cowperthwait October 19, 2004
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Bachelor Breakfast

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).
Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!
by nicocaponi March 23, 2009
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CONFIRMED BACHELOR

i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be classed as alternative type.
geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.
by A confimed bachelor! July 21, 2004
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bacheloritis

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.
My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.
by averycopeland December 12, 2013
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bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.
I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.
by Anon October 29, 2007
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Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.
I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.
by The prey June 5, 2010
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