German Bathtub

A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)
Nik: I can't Wait to take a German Bath in my new Jade German Bathtub
Kid: wtf
by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 26, 2023
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Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.
I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.
by Kurtjohnson February 25, 2024
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Bathtubable

From the French expression " il ne dormirai pas dans la baignoire " ( he don't gonna sleep in the bathtub )

suggest that a man is really attractive ( sexually and mentally) and if he have to go at your home and stay a night , he don't sleep in the bathtub but you expect he have sex with you a lot of time.
Bathtubable is more classy than fuckable
by Thecrazyfrenchgirl September 02, 2019
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Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018
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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
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Bathtub Face

Anytime a girl's makeup runs over her face due to tears or precipitation giving the appearance that she has been recently crying...most likely in a bathtub behind a locked door.
I broke up with my girlfriend last Monday and she has had bathtub face all week.
by dweezey January 31, 2011
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