by BigPappychulo April 24, 2019

When you read a sexy book in the tub and engage in some sweet solo action due to the books saucy words.
Jill is always enjoying some bathtub moments while rereading Fifty Shades Of Grey.
We ran out of hot water again bc Kevin and his bathtub moments… but at least we aren’t out of Kleenex again!
We ran out of hot water again bc Kevin and his bathtub moments… but at least we aren’t out of Kleenex again!
by Karen #4 June 2, 2022

by Sex Connoisseur January 4, 2022

When an elderly, orange-tinted man sits in the Oval Office with the mental clarity of lukewarm dishwater and somehow manages to drain the country while insisting he's "filling it up."
Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.
Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.
"Bro, the economy just did a reverse bathtub — all the money went down the drain, but somehow he says it's overflowing."
by AntiOompaLoompa October 15, 2025

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》
by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025
