austronaut

First time visitors of Australia. Said to experience weird emotions from inverted seasons, huge time difference compared to both Europe and America. Also, first time kangaroo encounters and you're not sure whether it's a deer or a mouse.

- Went to Australia the other day...
- Grats, austronaut!

by Shadiac January 28, 2023

Austronaut

An Australian astronaut.

There have only been two aussies in space…

Call them Austronauts

Ben stiller is not an austronaut.

by Dreadlocks in Beards are back! March 15, 2023

Austrian Checkerboard

When you self-harm in a checkerboard pattern and clean up with a tissue.

Did you see that emo's Austrian Checkerboard?

by ambernumerouno October 17, 2023

Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.

“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023

Austrianpaintersexual

A person who attracted to a Austrianpainter in the 1920$

I'm attracted to this Austrianpainter I'm a Austrianpaintersexual

by Idvdjevdbd February 18, 2024

Austrian minster

The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi

Babe can you give me an Austrian minster

by Bartek. January 8, 2024

Austria 2024

The start of the rivalry between Max Verstappen And Lando Norris.
The Lando dick suckers say it’s Max’s fault
The Max dick riders say it Lando’s fault
(Hint:They were both at fault)
AND GEORGE WON🫷😁🫸
(Mercedes dick licker here)

Oh my god remember Austria 2024 !, That reminded me of Barcelona 2016, Baku 2018 And The whole 2021 Season!!!!

by anonymous July 4, 2024