Alcoholist

As opposed to an alcoholic who drinks to satisfy an addiction, an Alcoholist is like an optimist and views the cup as half full (of beer). They will take any event and use it as an excuse to drink like passing an exam, failing an exam, or the half birthday of their dead cat.

No dad, I'm an alcoholist!

by ShitSmith60 February 19, 2018

Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.

(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.

by WR672 November 21, 2018

luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

alcoholing

Verb- Alcoholing, to go alcoholing, meaning drinking alcohol in the presence of other alcohol drinkers

Let's go alcoholing!

by splarf October 12, 2013

alcoholese

the abusive language used by those inebriated.

Mind your language. It looks like alcoholese.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 10, 2014

alcobolic

An alcoholic who who licks balls.

Better watch your junk there's an alcobolic in the room.

by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

alchoholic

A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.

When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.

by Jock January 7, 2005