by Sabaka z Mahusky May 14, 2024
by 907ALASKA907 September 01, 2019
by People_/123987 September 20, 2021
A small town on the Kenai Peninsula, usually referred to as “Methghanistan” based on the meth labs on the corner of every street. It has a couple of local restaurants and a mini food market. That’s about it.
No one: “ Is this the walking dead?”
Me: “ No it’s all of the crackheads living in Nikiski, Alaska!”
Me: “ No it’s all of the crackheads living in Nikiski, Alaska!”
by Dirtymax diesel 1999 December 07, 2020
The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus
Violently.
Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam
Into your butt
Violently.
Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam
Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?
Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
by Captain Magnanimous February 21, 2014