Ahmad

Is always two days late to anything and there is always a 25% he joins voice chat and a 75% he doesn't, he also wears primark clothes and has a terrible PC build but he tries to LARP as a Computer God even though he always gets fired from his shitty coding jobs.

John: Oh boy what happened to Ahmad.

You: Don't worry, he literally never joins and is a broke wanker.

by fattest chunkiest retard November 25, 2021

ahand

The opposite of afoot; ending or about to end.

A: Evil is afoot.
B: I always thought that evil was ahand.

by pyraalt February 10, 2018

Anhad

Anhad is a strong and a bold girl! Who is famous among all of space she goes in..She is pretty and a selfish person tho:)

I wish I was Anhad!

by Dumbshi December 17, 2021

Ahad

I used to be in love with Ahad once, he was the first ray of sunshine in my otherwise unhappy life. Thing about sunshine, if you spend too long in it, you forget about the shade. Squandered all my good days. Now he is gone, and sometimes, when I dream, we are still in love, we have a life, children, a family, a home. Everything I lack.
In those dreams, I'm a better woman, a kinder, forgiving woman. Each time I wake up alone on my bef in my shabby room, I wonder, if this is some awful nightmare, and that dream is what is real. This daily nightmare is to remind me to keep the ones I love close and never let them go again.

Pick an Ahad to love

by Izzhg February 24, 2022

Ali Ahmadi

A person who looks sexy as fuck he fucks everyone at the party he doesn’t stop. His cock is 8 inches and he is 7’11

Oh no it’s Ali Ahmadi he’s here to fuck every girl now he’s so tall

by Ussinshdjsksksjsjdidj October 4, 2021

Streets Ahead

Something cool or better

That's streets ahead my friend

by Therealyeetman April 16, 2023

streets ahead

To describe something that is advanced or better than another

"Abed, your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead"

by TheCinephile May 8, 2023