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agnostic

Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.
Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
by Zem_NY January 20, 2009
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Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.
Nevermind, I'm agnostic...

Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.

37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.
by DewEye August 31, 2006
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Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.
by GangstaSwag January 3, 2010
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A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind
Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic
by Blyan May 14, 2010
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"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."
by xpestilencex December 22, 2008
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Agnostic: You can't logically prove or disprove there's a God.

Atheist: Fag
by Choi L October 3, 2010
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agnostic atheism all the way

Agnostic Atheism All The Way/AAATW/ aaatw

Agnostic atheists are atheistic because they do not hold a belief in the existence of any deity and agnostic because they claim that the existence of a deity is either unknowable in principle or currently unknown in fact.

For Dumb People:
Agnostic Atheists don't believe in god(s) because there is nothing obvious scientific there to make them think other wise and they are agnostic because there is nothing to prove that there is no possibility of a god existing.

Atheism for evolution and agnostic for the truth.

This is to be contributed to the unnamed war of the internet of atheism vs theist.
Person A: yo, what is your religion?
Person X: agnostic atheism all the way!
Person A: what the fuck?
Person X: you don't know what it is?
Person A: fuck no!
Person X: itsssssss..................
by theWorldMaker October 13, 2015
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