Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

by JHBEL October 5, 2021

sweater thread

Something better left alone where one thing leads to another resulting in disaster, like the thread of a sweater that when pulled unravels the whole garment.

That whole relationship was a sweater thread.

Don't go there. That is one sweater thread you do not want to pick at.

by Ambergris August 31, 2013

Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

by Crossthread August 4, 2023

Thread Strumming

When you're hot from exercise so you pull on your shirt or clothing to fan yourself.
Ex.) She was so hot she had to thread strum to cool down.

It so hot in the gym that she was thread strumming to cool off a little.

by Maiah V. H. February 22, 2015

Thread Starter

Somone who started a thread

My friend is a thread starter

by Usercat July 28, 2017

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

sick threads

The juiciest most moist clothing on the entire market

Bro, I gotta get down to Urban Planet and pick me up some sick threads. Holla

by the dawgpounder February 22, 2014