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Douche Bag

A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the
Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her

Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.
by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014
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The most pristine example of a Douchebag on planet earth is David Ashworth.
I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.
by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017
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Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.
by toypit April 18, 2022
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by Teh0wnage October 31, 2011
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A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.
Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?
by tookis April 5, 2010
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His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.
Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
by I hate you nick December 28, 2021
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Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)
by AndrewLeCl July 1, 2011
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