Exit blocker

Another term for anal sex.

First discovered and used on a closed meeting between backpackers ('backpacker' can also mean the same thing) in Chiang Mai, Thailand, January 2009.

The definition is simple; Someone (or something) that blocks your bodys' exit.

Dude 1: Hey, did you watch Brokeback Mountain on TV yesterday?
Dude 2: No, I had a life, why?
Dude 1: Gyllenhaals butt got pretty owned by Heath Ledger!
Dude 2: Oh man! What a friggin' exit blocker!

by iRONFiSTER March 2, 2010

Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.

Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.

by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019

cock-blocker

A person who is a hater and/or jealous and blocks, distracts, gets in the way of a person about to get lucky so that the act never happens. A person who ruins a good thing for another person. A distraction someone uses to gain the attention of someone who is not giving them the time of day, or is giving their attention to someone other than them.

Carolyn is so jealous she is a cock-blocker to anyone and everybody. Why are people such haters and have to be cock-blockers? My ex is a cock-blocker with every guy I talk to.

by Prinzess10 December 9, 2013

cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc

Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!

by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006

cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure

alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation

by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009

Busted Blocker

When a person wears fashionable sunglasses that give their face the impression they are much more attractive than they are in reality. When you see them without the sunglasses you are taken aback.

"Look at that girl in the bikini.

Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."

"How did she get with him?

She totally rocks the busted blockers"

synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).

by Skyhawk President September 9, 2009

histamine blocker

while the girl sucks your dick you go inverted and put your dick so far into her mouth where your testicles rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your balls.

i put my dick so far into her mouth it turned into a histamine blocker

by edward scissordick June 28, 2006