A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.
Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
by Rifwalker July 11, 2010
They were about do the dirty when..... taco-blocker called and ruined the mood.
She was about to make her move, but then a taco-blocker stole the scene.
She was about to make her move, but then a taco-blocker stole the scene.
by elleandbab October 15, 2008
by TheDeadGamer September 14, 2014
Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc
by chris_7283591 May 07, 2006
retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure
alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation
by youngpersonfromamerica March 11, 2009
When a person wears fashionable sunglasses that give their face the impression they are much more attractive than they are in reality. When you see them without the sunglasses you are taken aback.
"Look at that girl in the bikini.
Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."
"How did she get with him?
She totally rocks the busted blockers"
synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).
Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."
"How did she get with him?
She totally rocks the busted blockers"
synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).
by Skyhawk President September 09, 2009
while the girl sucks your dick you go inverted and put your dick so far into her mouth where your testicles rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your balls.
by edward scissordick June 28, 2006