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noggin blocker

a better word for a helmet.
i went skydiving and they made me wear a noggin blocker
by big wang April 6, 2007
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kiss-blocker

A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.

Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
by Rifwalker July 11, 2010
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Serial blocker

A serial blocker is somebody who regularly blocks others on social media, usually being for trivial, inconsequential, or unnecessary reasons. The person will usually have little or zero rationale for blocking some people over others, and will often times make false claims of wrongdoing by others as their rationale. Usually is somebody that is also a cliquish person and has a limited group of friends, therefore wanting to be left alone.
Ramien Izadi often blocks people on Instagram & Facebook, oftentimes without any or a reasonable cause, therefore making him a serial blocker. Usually does this after the first DM message
by acchill April 18, 2022
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cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc
Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!
by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006
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Busted Blocker

When a person wears fashionable sunglasses that give their face the impression they are much more attractive than they are in reality. When you see them without the sunglasses you are taken aback.
"Look at that girl in the bikini.

Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."

"How did she get with him?

She totally rocks the busted blockers"

synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).
by Skyhawk President September 9, 2009
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cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure
alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation
by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009
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histamine blocker

while the girl sucks your dick you go inverted and put your dick so far into her mouth where your testicles rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your balls.
i put my dick so far into her mouth it turned into a histamine blocker
by edward scissordick June 28, 2006
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